I've got a hand for you...

Thank you for that conversation, bitch. I feel exponentially better than I did 2 hours ago :)

Sooo this one time I got in a car accident and got stranded in Elmira for wayyyy longer than necessary. But it's okay now.

Off to have a sleepover with one of my two favorite (little) boys.

EDIT: Bitch=term of endearment.