When A-Holes Get Bored, pt. 2

This is the best facebook conversation, probably ever.


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Heather is O HAI EMILY ;-). 10:46pm - Comment

Emily Harubin at 10:48pm January 15
WUT? o hai!

Heather Johnson at 10:49pm January 15
wut you lookin' at, foo'? Oh dear, we look lovely in our picturezzzzz.

Emily Harubin at 10:50pm January 15
ow, my back hurtz... cuz i'm old....wut? i wuz born in 1913. BITCH.

Heather Johnson at 10:53pm January 15
all we needz iz a crazy laydee...methinks i know where two can be found...

Emily Harubin at 10:54pm January 15
... wut?!

Heather Johnson at 10:56pm January 15
n i wuz born in 1913 too, but one monf aftah u, foo'!!!

Emily Harubin at 10:56pm January 15
damn gurl, itz hot in herrrrr

Heather Johnson at 10:57pm January 15
tengo un gato...en mis pantzzzzyeah, i went dere.

Emily Harubin at 10:57pm January 15
WUT?

Heather Johnson at 10:58pm January 15
Bring it, yo!

Emily Harubin at 10:59pm January 15
bitch, u cant handul what ill bring.

Heather Johnson at 11:02pm January 15
u bettah watch yoself.

Emily : WUT HETHUR? 10:49pm - Comment

Heather Johnson at 11:02pm January 15
wut?

Emily Harubin at 11:02pm January 15
wutz dat smellllll?

Heather Johnson at 11:03pm January 15
meow.

Emily Harubin at 11:03pm January 15
bitch pleeez.... im stilllll oldur than u!

Heather Johnson at 11:04pm January 15
by a monf, yo.

Emily Harubin at 11:05pm January 15
a monf iz oldur... im bettur

Heather Johnson at 11:07pm January 15
burrly.

Emily Harubin at 11:08pm January 15
o pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez

Heather Johnson at 11:10pm January 15
bitch don't give me that shit.

Emily Harubin at 11:11pm January 15
wut?

Heather Johnson at 11:11pm January 15
wut?

Emily Harubin at 11:12pm January 15
i aksed furst

Heather Johnson at 11:13pm January 15
itz been 23 minz since dis all sturted. jus' sayin'.

Heather Johnson at 11:14pm January 15
whur is dis epic profile pic?

Emily Harubin at 11:50pm January 15
hethurrr, itz 4 latur

Emily Harubin at 11:50pm January 15
oooo, i get it! 23. werd

Heather Johnson at 11:50pm January 15
i has no patientz. i wantz to see it.

Emily Harubin at 11:51pm January 15
WUT?!

Heather Johnson at 11:52pm January 15
da picturezzzzzzzzzzz (singular, i just like the letter z)

Emily Harubin at 11:53pm January 15
i kno. lolz. but u will hav ta w8

Emily Harubin at 11:53pm January 15
itz butiful tho

Heather Johnson at 11:53pm January 15
maybe i don't wanna wait...for our livezzz to be ovah

Emily Harubin at 11:54pm January 15
oh dear.hethurrr, i iz old. wut r u sayin?

Heather Johnson at 11:55pm January 15
i wantz 2 no rite now when will dey be?

Emily Harubin at 11:56pm January 15
lolz. u r 2 funi

Heather Johnson at 12:02am January 16
iz u sayin i gotz da dumb?

Emily Harubin at 12:04am January 16
if thatz how u read itz

Heather Johnson at 12:06am January 16
u were totez sayin i gotz da dumb and i don't like it but rly i gotz da dumb from u cuz itz contagiouz

Emily Harubin at 12:07am January 16
hethurrr... u gotz da dum frum urselfz. rly. i meanz, WUT?

Heather Johnson at 12:11am January 16
that hurtz mah feelingz

Emily Harubin at 12:12am January 16
wutevz. u r 2 senzitiv

Heather Johnson at 12:14am January 16
ur cat iz 2 senzitiv

Emily Harubin at 12:15am January 16
mah cat iz a wundahful cat. itz pretti. itz luvli. itz wundahful.

Heather Johnson at 12:18am January 16
ok, i iz goin 2 bedz, and u iz goin to do ur homeworkz...

Emily Harubin at 12:19am January 16
nitez. thanx 4 showin me teh stursho