It gets a little better every day, I guess.

I mean, today I bought a new coloring book. This is what happened as a result...
heatherj8987 (12:55:24 AM): this my little pony coloring book is the most lulzy thing i've ever seen in my entire life
hurricaneemly (12:55:58 AM): yeah, i kinda figured it would be
heatherj8987 (12:56:01 AM): like, there is a horse in it named tool-a rool-a
hurricaneemly (12:56:09 AM): hahahahahahaha
heatherj8987 (12:56:09 AM): love that skank.
hurricaneemly (12:56:23 AM): i literally just laughed way the fuck out loud
heatherj8987 (12:56:28 AM): so did me and kayleigh

I've decided to make one outlandish statement a day. Today, Emily and I were discussing taking rides on the failboat, and how the Titanic is the Epic Failboat, and I said "I'm glad the Mayflower wasn't the Epic Failboat. The course of the world would be entirely different," to which Emily responded "profound!" I know! Just think about it.