Ughhhhhhhhh.

Dear boy,
Can we please stop the yo-yoing? Thanks.
Love, me.

ETA: Everytime you make a comment about Sarah Palin saying she could see Russia from her house, God kills a kitten. A.) Sarah Palin made the VERY TRUE statement that in some parts of Alaska, you can see some parts of Russia. B.) It's been over six months. Shut the fuck up.

kthanks.