I'm in Hell.

But I'm getting there...
2 more papers. 1 more exam.
My room is a mess. Epic disaster, actually.
I'm exhausted.
I just had my student loan exit counseling.
Suicide seems to be a viable option right now.
If I'm dead, I don't have to pay my loans back.
Anyway, I'm going to go eat lunch while I can still afford it.

Did perpetual happiness in the Garden of Eden maybe get so boring that eating the apple was justified?
-Chuck Palahniuk.