Hahahaha.

Oh well, it's not like I can feel any worse. At this point, everything is laughable.

Also, there have been three foods that I have found satisfying in the last week: sushi, cashews, and Smartfood popcorn. Hmm. And Peanut M+Ms. I wish I could only eat like, vegetables and hummus, but no. Or really, I just wish we had sushi on campus. It's like ever since New Year's I've been on this sushi kick.

Anyway, Demetri Martin's TV show premieres tomorrow night. This excites me.

Also, I really really really miss Spring Awakening. It's starting to hit me that it's not actually there anymore.

Also, I have recently decided that I believe in astrology. Legitimate astrology, obviously, because clearly the stuff in newspapers is just made up. But here's the thing: Mercury is in retrograde right now. Let me explain. Basically, three times a year, Mercury turns retrograde, which makes everyone's emotions and coping tactics run haywire. This is was astrology.com has to say about things: The key issue here is one of focus. Mercury's retro phase tends to bring unforeseen changes and blockages, but the aggravation and frustration that many of us experience during these periods is often due to our own inability to roll with the punches. Is this due to our ego-fixation? Mercury sets out to restructure our thinking processes and for many of us this is painful and frustrating. Moreover, these experiences reveal flaws in our internal organisation as well as our external planning, which can make us feel foolish and inadequate. I mean, this is dead on. But the good news Mercury is no longer in retrograde on February 21st, so my life should get better then, until May 26 when Mercury moves back into retrograde. Oh, and to prove my point more, guess when the last time Mercury was in retrograde? October and November!!! Guess the last time I felt miserable? Exactly. But the good thing is that this is also a time for new beginnings.

Oh, and also, where the hell does the President of College Dems get off talking shit about me at their meetings? Have I dragged my feet a little with bowling? Yes. However, I have fifty billion classes with this girl, so she should know by now that I'm pretty sick. Sorry that arranging a bowling date with you hasn't been my priority, since I can barely climb out of my bed and make it to class. She was there when I handed Dr. Imai my plan of care from the health center, and she was there when Melissa was asking me what the health center put me on. Furthermore, I think it's really unprofessional for the president of an organization to do that, and I can honestly say that anytime a member of my club has attempted to say anything negative about a member of her club, I have effectively and efficiently shut them the hell up. Yes, we may be in competing political parties, but we're also peers, and thus should respect each other. But Jeremy and I would assume Sam have my back, so that's good. Anyway, since she arbitrarily set a date that doesn't work for us, we're going to need to change that, but I don't need anymore drama in my life, so I think I'm just going to talk to Dr. Twombly directly. And then be like "O HAI, CONTROL MICHELLE. THNX." Unacceptable.

Oh, and February 28th, I have a date with Rush Limbaugh and Ann Coulter.