Get your heads out of your asses

I'm horrified by how many of my friends have joined a group on facebook called "I have more foreign policy experience since Sarah Palin", especially since NONE of them are political science or international studies majors. These kids wouldn't know a thing about foreign policy if it bit them in their asses.

I have more foreign policy experience than Barack Obama. I've taken three foreign relations classes. My foreign policy experiences could kick my friends' foreign policy experiences' asses. So there. And in one of those classes, I ran Germany. For three weeks. I should be president.

As Mike Huckabee said, "you get more executive experience being governor for 2 years than being a senator for 10." And, Sarah Palin can see Russia from her backyard. We need to be keeping our eye on those cats. And, Sarah Palin does not need foreign policy experience. John McCain won't fuck around. Barack Obama will get walked all over.

The other day in my FOREIGN POLICY CLASS, we were talking about how we need to improve our relationship with Venezuela, and this girl was like "I don't care. Latin America is not high on my list of priorities" (which I agree with), and this guy was like "Well, they have oil!" Don't we have that? I thought we had oil? Maybe if we ACTUALLY USED IT, we wouldn't have to worry.